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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}

{"fact":"Today there are about 100 distinct breeds of the domestic cat.","length":62}

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Katzenbach is a river of Baden-Württemberg, Germany. It flows into the Neckar in Bad Niedernau.

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{"fact":"There are more than 500 million domestic cats in the world, with approximately 40 recognized breeds.","length":100}

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{"fact":"Jaguars are the only big cats that don't roar.","length":46}